Luna

get me the heck outta here....

2011-03-17T17:25:00.000-06:00

sorry I have been out of touch for a spell...but let me tell you, it hasn't been easy...this cage that mom and dad have me in doesn't get any reception, so that leaves me unconnected to the outside world.

you may or may not know but I blew out my acl and had to have another tplo surgery (pain in the knee)...most of my canine peers blow the second knee out just a few short month after they do the first...I squeaked by for almost three years,but I can't lie...it was really bugging me.

the little twirp has been a great companion thru it all, hardly ever really annoying me. she's growing up a bit...it's about time.

and speaking of about time...it's about time I get outta this crate (6 weeks). and while I'm at it...it's about time my tplo-hawk grows back already...summer's right around the bend.

well, gotta cut it short so I can go to pt...the underwater treadmill is cool, it's like walking in a big bowl of water without getting yelled at for making a mess.

bye for now.

It's almost summer - woofie!

2010-05-22T07:39:00.013-06:00

This winter has been complete and utter grossnes. It carried into the spring. and I swear it felt like it would never get nicer. We spent a lot of time laying around waitin' for the good weather to get here. There are also these stupid little white fuzzy things all over the place in the air. They make Mom sneeze, Willow scratch her ears and I get great big eye boogers. GRODY! Mom is constantly sticking her fingers in my eyes to clear them out. I do appreciate it but am not a big fan of human-finger-in-the-dog-eye.

Mom and Dad have been doing a buttload of work around the house and in the yard. It's kinda taken up a lotta their time and so I have been left in charge of the midge. She's soooooo annoying! I know I have said that before but this time, I meant, it for real!!!!!!!! She's almost, like, 2 or something and acts like a baby. Still. She's constantly hanging off me, like bitin' my cheek, or chewin' on my leg. COME ON WILLOW STOP IT! Ug. GET OUT OF MY FACE!

the midge

Mom was helping me on the computer this morning (she's an edit freak) but she promised us walks before her workout this morning. yay! She has no idea that there are actually MORE bunnies hanging out in the park this early so she better have her running shoes on. (I'm going bunny huntin'! )

Me blogging and thkining about...

...breakfast!!!

Catching up on some zzzs

2010-01-10T17:46:00.000-07:00

Mom and Dad had a fun party last night to celebrate their friend's visit from Washington. They had a bunch of people over and laughed a lot. It was LOUD! Dad managed to get to bed by like, midnight, but Mom was up WAY too late and kept me up too. Her and her friend were all giggly, then crying and hugging. It was weird. Anyways, I spent the best part of my day sleeping. Willow was right next to me though, like the clingy little leech she is, cramping my style and making me sleep at the edge of the bed. grrr. For a little runt, she sure does take up a lot of room. Dad too. What bed hogs! Anyways. Just ate dinner and excited to watch some tv with Mom and Dad tonight. They always watch this crying makeover show about houses or something. I don't know. It seems dumb to me but at least I get to snuggle with them on the couch. More zzzs...

Goodbye 2009. It was nice knowin' ya!

2009-12-20T21:10:00.000-07:00

Wow. What a crazy year. It FLEW by and I didn't even see it coming. I guess Gramma's been on Mom's butt to get me to write and thankfully Mom held her off for awhile. I have been having so much fun with the little squirt! and boy-oh-boy do I mean LITTLE. Mom calls her little midge and Willow really is. I think she's weighing in at a whopping 62lbs at 1 year, 4 months. HAHAHAHAHAH I think I weighed that at 6 months. What. a. twirp. She is a real pest too. A really tiny little pest. She is always gnawing on my leg and gets really jealous when Dad pets me. What a dork. Plenty of love to go around Will, plenty of love! Anyways, she is still working on potty training - little turd can't seem to figure it out. Mom jokes that she's "special." I don't think there's anything special about her at all.

I love the holidays. Mom and Dad get to spend more time at home and give me belly rubs. I wub it! (((woof woof))) My hips have been a little sore lately and I had to go to the doctor and get them checked out, xrays and everything. I have something called hip dipsplasia or something. I dunno. Mom started putting this funny brown powder on my food and it tastes real good and is actually helping, I think. I get all sorts of fun vitamins in my food because I really AM special!

Well, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone!!! I hope to be better about this blog thing in 2010.

Twins? Not. even. close.

2009-06-08T19:19:00.003-06:00

I have no idea why mom feels it necessary to dress Squirt and I alike. I'm big, she's a squirt. I'm older, she's younger. I'm cool, she's...well, not. I'm normal, she's annoying! But for some reason, someone thought we would look cool dressed in the same bandanas. DORKY!

Lazy weekend

2009-03-15T09:05:00.005-06:00

Wills and I are catching up on our sleep. We still haven't adjusted to the 'daytime save the light', or something like that. Can't remember what mom called it but it really has thrown our family for a loop!

We have a really cool new room in the house too - downstairs. Mom and Dad go down there every night after dinner and watch a really big tv and sprawl on this really nice big couch. I have a feeling we're going to be spending A LOT of time down there from now on. Especially since they keep giving us bones so we behave. I freaking love that room!

It's pretty warm out too so it's been fun just beatin up the squirt in the yard. I think we're getting ready to go on a family w-a-l-k here in a little bit. Mom always spells the word out but I am 5 years old for goodnessake. I CAN S-P-E-L-L and know what "walk" is. duh.

Babysitting FOOL

2009-03-07T08:48:00.002-07:00

I just realized it's been, like, 3 months or something since I last blogged. Well, let me tell ya somethin'... I've been busy. Yeah, real busy. Being a full time babysitter to the squirt or as Dad likes to call her, Rabbit. Willow is nuts. She's the most crazy puppy I've ever seen. I know there is NO way I was this bad. And I am sure if Josey were here, she would back me up.

Don't get me wrong, the kid is fun. Real fun. But she's such a baby. And Mom totally treats her like one, like a REAL one, holding her and stuff. It's soooo annoying. *sigh* The cool thing is, I get to do a lot of stuff I normally wouldn't though. Like sleeping on the bed all the time and hanging out on the couch, of course ONLY when Mom puts down a blanket. She's so uptight. But it's cool. and I get treats, lots of treats! I guess it's not so bad really. But I do love a break every now and again. Thank goodness for the crate!!

I miss my pal

2008-12-29T19:52:00.003-07:00

and more importantly, my best friend. I was with my big sister Josey when she left us. I remember Mom and Dad crouched over her, crying. I didn't know what was going on until we got to the car, and I was ... alone. It was weird at first. Mom and Dad are good cuddlers but they don't lick my ears clean or wrestle with me in the grass. Josey was the best sister ever. She taught me everything, especially how to chase bunnies. She was so strong and protective of me. I can only hope that I am as good and loving to Willow as Josey was to me. I am one lucky little girl. See you sis... keep chasing those bunnies!

Little did I know...

2008-12-21T14:54:00.003-07:00

that Mom and Dad brining home a new little sister meant that I had no time for myself, ever!!! *Woof!* It's been months since I have slept in past 5:30am because the little squirt can't hold her tiny bladder. I am exhausted all the time. Tired of being bitten, chased, climbed up, chewed on and all in all getting treated like a punching bag. I can't wait til the kid grows up!!! Mom's always yelling at me to be more gentle and stuff because she's just a baby. I tell you what, have you ever been bit on the ear by a "baby rottweiler?" It freakin' hurts!!! She's not a baby, she's a monster!!! She always look all innocent in pictures too but you think they would have checked behind her ear for that 6-6-6 tattoo because I assure you...She's the DEVIL!!!

permanent babysitter

2008-10-26T11:32:00.003-06:00

What. the. heck. I didn't even have time to react. There was no consulting me. My mom and dad brought home a little sister. *Growl* This totally sucks. She's tiny but fierce, like scary fierce for being all of 7lbs or something. I am so sick of her already. All she wants to do is play with me and lay next to me and steal my toys. This kid is nuts. and my parents run around after her every few minutes, scooping her up to go outside while chanting, "go potty, go potty." It's so annoying. Get the beast a diaper. and then mom keeps calling her Midge as in midget me. *eye roll* Seriously. Her teeth are razor sharp too. Like somone installed ice picks in her mouth. Good grief, did I annoy Josey this much? Oh wait. I did. Ok. maybe I will give her another chance. maybe. She better shape up though. and quick. She wants to hang with the big dogs during playtime, she better gain a little weight and get a little taller...

Uh-oh

2008-10-23T22:31:00.002-06:00

Either I have done something really, really, REALLY bad or... we're getting a new family member!!!!!!!!!! My parents put together my crate tonight. Oh gosh, pleasepleaseplease don't make me sleep in there or even worse...PUT ME IN THE CONE! ahhhhhhh nooooooooooooo. Does anyone know what's going on? It's been so weird here this past week. New toys and treats and bones for me and I didn't do anything extra-special to deserve them AND there's a whole bag full of loot in the laundry room that I am not allowed to sniff or chew on. What gives?? THIS IS SO WEIRD!!!!!!!!

a fun walk

2008-10-18T20:06:00.004-06:00

Today was so fun. Dad took me for a really nice long walk and we had some really good time together. It's kind of warm now, which is weird because it was much cooler all week. Mom said something about an Indian summer but I have no idea what she is talking about. Sometimes she makes NO sense. Afterwards, I just hung out in front of the window upstairs while Mom cleaned the first floor. She's kind of obsessive about it. I do like how she keeps the floors nice and clean for me though!

Well, I am kind of pooped and better get to bed. Mom and Dad have some race or run or something tomorrow so I get the whole house to myself for the morning. Yay!

A little case of the slackskies

2008-10-14T17:06:00.004-06:00

Ok. I admit it. I have a problem. I'm a dog who loves to sleep. Der. So sue me. I'm a serious slacker with a serious case of the slackskies. It must be the weather. Usually I'm bouncing off the walls but my parents keep turning on the fireplace at night, and well, I prefer to lay in front of it than do anything else. Especially sit up in the cold office with the bad lighting. I definitely prefer the family room. My parents usually let me stay up late too and watch funny shows. I have such a good life.

My Dad has been totally bugging me to talk about my hike with him last week too. Ok, um, so here goes. We went on a hike. It was really fun. It was great exercise. He tooks lots of pictures of me. He made me sit up on a random wall in the field. Where the hell are all the bunnies? The end.

It's the weekend!!

2008-10-11T05:43:00.003-06:00

Woof woof, am I ever excited for the weekend to be here, finally. What a loooooong week. I went for a walk 4 times and a big hike with Dad. My paws are tired! I plan on getting lots of r&r in for sure. I am so happy fall is here too. I love the cooler weather (even though mom hates it! her poor feet are freezing all the time). It's the time of year where my parents won't turn on the heat yet (talk about the uhconuhmee or somethin') but they turn on the fireplace in the living room. I just love laying in front of it. It makes my head hot a little but it's so comfy. I had to get up early to pee this morning and woke mom up too. Sorry ma. I'm just looking forward to spending 2 days with the folks. yay!

Diggin the bone

2008-10-09T17:00:00.006-06:00

Oh my garrrrssshhhh, mom brought me home the most delishylishness of bones, ever. It's like a, elk or buffalo knuckle or knee or somethun... it's awwwwweeeesome. moremoremoremore. I am addicted and can't put it down, kind of like mom and the candy bowl! yikes! But, oops! oh no! OH NO!!! argh!!!!! i just dropped it. on the hardwood floor, where's there is a dent. AHHHHHHH what do i do? how do i fix this? better go and put on that face that gets them eating out of my paws. oh yeah, i am that good, heck yeah i am. suckers... i might be a dog but i'm no dummy!

My new treat

2008-10-07T20:32:00.003-06:00

I am so excited, I mean, so really truly amazingly excited at the superawesomeness new treat my parents give me every day. A frozen ground beef meatball. Supposedly it's this cool raw good-for-me kind of treat. But I gotta tell you, it makes my mouth water and my nub wag every morning. Dad gives it to me right before he leaves... there are some mornings I just wish he would leave early so I could get my meatball on!!

He's out of town right now, in this hick place mom calls Bentonsmelle or something like that. She makes up funny names for everything. Miss you pops! I was good today. Sort of. Mom took me on an errand and I ran right out the door into the street because my favorite pal, you know the one, Neighborbunny? Well, he was outside, again -don't his parents worry? That fraidy cat ran away...again. Right into the street too, didn't even look. What does he think I'm doing to do? Eat him? psssft. hmmmm.

Dog fight

2008-10-06T22:34:00.002-06:00

So, my mommy decided to take me to the dog park last week while pops was out of town. Something bad seems to always happen when he leaves. Like, there was this time I cut my paw and this other time that Josey did. Poor mom...she always gets a bad rap when she tries to do good things for us.

She took me to this new park that just opened up by the house. I was so excited because it's been awhile since I have been able to run around freely since my ACL tore. OH, that happened when Dad was out of town too...oops! Anyways, we got there and I was having so much fun just chasing the tennis ball when this big humungo dog, I mean, it was like a bear practically but bigger, more like an elephant that came up to me and sniffed me. I thought, beat it, bearelephantdog and let me just play. Then something happened and then next thing I knew, his owner was all up in my face and mom was yelling at me to come. I had no clue what happened?!?

Then mom was petting me and I could tell she was really shaken up. I was just happy to be away from the big monster dog. It was so scary and his mouth was full of drool. GROSS! Mom then freaked out when she pet my back leg. I was like, what? What is it? WHAT'S WRONG MOM?? She ran over to the nasty bear's owner and told him I was bit. What? I got bit? Holy cow!! How did I not feel that! Then I remembered. I'm a Freisem aka BAD A$$. We feel no pain. Ok, that's kind of a fib. Dad totally felt pain when he stubbed his toe on the chair the other day and said a bad word. Can't repeat that.

Anyways, mom whisked me away to the same place I had my knee surgery at and it was kind of creepy. This lady inspected me and said I would have to get stitches. Ugh. The stupid cone again for 2 weeks. I HATE THAT THING!! Anyways, I got 5 stitches but that's ok because I am getting so much attention and tons of treats from the folks. It's almost like they're buttering me up for something. I did hear them talking about something called Willow. Wonder what the heck that is?

For now, it's off to bunny chasing land. I'm kind of tired. Mom took me on a long walk tonight. *yawn* Oh, and that bearelephantdog thing was an English Bull Mastif. It weighed like 150 lbs. Totally needs to go on a diet, geesh. One too many bones, if you know what I mean!