Twins? Not. even. close.

I have no idea why mom feels it necessary to dress Squirt and I alike. I'm big, she's a squirt. I'm older, she's younger. I'm cool, she's...well, not. I'm normal, she's annoying! But for some reason, someone thought we would look cool dressed in the same bandanas. DORKY!

Lazy weekend

Wills and I are catching up on our sleep. We still haven't adjusted to the 'daytime save the light', or something like that. Can't remember what mom called it but it really has thrown our family for a loop!

We have a really cool new room in the house too - downstairs. Mom and Dad go down there every night after dinner and watch a really big tv and sprawl on this really nice big couch. I have a feeling we're going to be spending A LOT of time down there from now on. Especially since they keep giving us bones so we behave. I freaking love that room!

It's pretty warm out too so it's been fun just beatin up the squirt in the yard. I think we're getting ready to go on a family w-a-l-k here in a little bit. Mom always spells the word out but I am 5 years old for goodnessake. I CAN S-P-E-L-L and know what "walk" is. duh.

Babysitting FOOL

I just realized it's been, like, 3 months or something since I last blogged. Well, let me tell ya somethin'... I've been busy. Yeah, real busy. Being a full time babysitter to the squirt or as Dad likes to call her, Rabbit. Willow is nuts. She's the most crazy puppy I've ever seen. I know there is NO way I was this bad. And I am sure if Josey were here, she would back me up.

Don't get me wrong, the kid is fun. Real fun. But she's such a baby. And Mom totally treats her like one, like a REAL one, holding her and stuff. It's soooo annoying. *sigh* The cool thing is, I get to do a lot of stuff I normally wouldn't though. Like sleeping on the bed all the time and hanging out on the couch, of course ONLY when Mom puts down a blanket. She's so uptight. But it's cool. and I get treats, lots of treats! I guess it's not so bad really. But I do love a break every now and again. Thank goodness for the crate!!

I miss my pal

and more importantly, my best friend. I was with my big sister Josey when she left us. I remember Mom and Dad crouched over her, crying. I didn't know what was going on until we got to the car, and I was ... alone. It was weird at first. Mom and Dad are good cuddlers but they don't lick my ears clean or wrestle with me in the grass. Josey was the best sister ever. She taught me everything, especially how to chase bunnies. She was so strong and protective of me. I can only hope that I am as good and loving to Willow as Josey was to me. I am one lucky little girl. See you sis... keep chasing those bunnies!

Little did I know...

that Mom and Dad brining home a new little sister meant that I had no time for myself, ever!!! *Woof!* It's been months since I have slept in past 5:30am because the little squirt can't hold her tiny bladder. I am exhausted all the time. Tired of being bitten, chased, climbed up, chewed on and all in all getting treated like a punching bag. I can't wait til the kid grows up!!! Mom's always yelling at me to be more gentle and stuff because she's just a baby. I tell you what, have you ever been bit on the ear by a "baby rottweiler?" It freakin' hurts!!! She's not a baby, she's a monster!!! She always look all innocent in pictures too but you think they would have checked behind her ear for that 6-6-6 tattoo because I assure you...She's the DEVIL!!!

permanent babysitter

What. the. heck. I didn't even have time to react. There was no consulting me. My mom and dad brought home a little sister. *Growl* This totally sucks. She's tiny but fierce, like scary fierce for being all of 7lbs or something. I am so sick of her already. All she wants to do is play with me and lay next to me and steal my toys. This kid is nuts. and my parents run around after her every few minutes, scooping her up to go outside while chanting, "go potty, go potty." It's so annoying. Get the beast a diaper. and then mom keeps calling her Midge as in midget me. *eye roll* Seriously. Her teeth are razor sharp too. Like somone installed ice picks in her mouth. Good grief, did I annoy Josey this much? Oh wait. I did. Ok. maybe I will give her another chance. maybe. She better shape up though. and quick. She wants to hang with the big dogs during playtime, she better gain a little weight and get a little taller...

Uh-oh

Either I have done something really, really, REALLY bad or... we're getting a new family member!!!!!!!!!! My parents put together my crate tonight. Oh gosh, pleasepleaseplease don't make me sleep in there or even worse...PUT ME IN THE CONE! ahhhhhhh nooooooooooooo. Does anyone know what's going on? It's been so weird here this past week. New toys and treats and bones for me and I didn't do anything extra-special to deserve them AND there's a whole bag full of loot in the laundry room that I am not allowed to sniff or chew on. What gives?? THIS IS SO WEIRD!!!!!!!!